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WELCOME BACK, GOODE READER  |  TODAY'S ISSUE: August 24, 1985, ANNO 1985
From the Editor's Desk

A Week of Turmoil and Triumph

Indeed, this past week has seen a varied spectrum of events, each carrying significant implications for their respective locales. The most startling development comes from Nigeria, where a military coup has seen General…

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This Week's Intelligence
Atlanta & the Georgia Frontier
Notable Births & Doings, This Year of Our Lord 1985
  • Paul Creston, American composer and educator (born 1906)
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The Assembly Rooms
Lady Elspeth Whittington: It seems the stars themselves are in revolt, what with the Space Shuttle's launch and all the tumult in Nigeria. One wonders if this is the start of a most eventful year indeed.
Sir Reginald Marrow: Tis a curious turn of events when one must look to the stars for stability, with the upheaval in Nigeria leaving all in a state of uncertainty. Might the heavens provide us with some semblance of order?
Madame Celeste de la Grange: With Babangida's rise in Nigeria, it appears our global stage is set for a whirlwind of change. And yet, amidst such tumult, the Space Shuttle's ascent seems to remind us of our place in the cosmos—quite the paradox for our gentry to ponder over their claret.
Mr. Thomas Pembrook: It is said the Hormel workers in Austin are tightening their belts, much like the rest of us as we watch the political and cosmic spectacles unfold. One cannot help but wonder if there is a lesson in all this for the common man as well as the stars above.
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